I went to the Gear Locker once. My life will never be the same. There was some gear, but I soon found out that wasn't what the Gear Locker is all about. My experience there was like if a near-death experience gave birth to God's tears of joy through immaculate conception. Then those tears had a Sting-style Tantric orgy with AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Alf, producing alien-love triplets who then opened an organic brewery. And I drank the beer. It was a European style Pilsner with hints of raspberries and honey. Delicious. I would definitely go back and soak in the depths of scientific intellect that dwell within.
I went to the Gear Locker once. My life will never be the same. There was some gear, but I soon found out that wasn't what the Gear Locker is all about. My experience there was like if a near-death experience gave birth to God's tears of joy through immaculate conception. Then those tears had a Sting-style Tantric orgy with AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Alf, producing alien-love triplets who then opened an organic brewery. And I drank the beer. It was a European style Pilsner with hints of raspberries and honey. Delicious. I would definitely go back and soak in the depths of scientific intellect that dwell within.